Text 22 Jul 564,742 notes

trust-me-im-satan:

when people start getting close to your friends

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Photo 22 Jul 73,963 notes tyleroakley:

wearing these during sex

tyleroakley:

wearing these during sex

(Source: theclearlydope)

Text 22 Jul 178,099 notes

sha-shabbaranks:

kamlna:

kamlna:

*kiss* be happy toady 

I TRIED TO MAKE A FUCKING NICE POST AND M lAIGING SO HARD I SPELLED TODAY WRONG 

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thanks

Text 22 Jul 214,368 notes

teenscoolest:

why cant i cry money instead of tears

Chat 22 Jul 106,298 notes
  • teacher: where is your homework
  • me: queued
Text 22 Jul 47,262 notes

crunchier:

4am is the new 10pm

Text 22 Jul 66,407 notes

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

when im a parent i won’t take my kid’s electronics when they get in trouble i’ll just take the charger so i can watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly begins to run out

Chat 22 Jul 378,232 notes
  • Me: I'll sleep early tonight and get a good 8 hours
  • Me: *watches entire season of tv show*
  • Me: *reads every book i own*
  • Me: *goes on quest to find the holy grail*
Text 22 Jul 162,013 notes

mylifeasqueenb:

girls all go to the bathroom together because that’s where we rap battle

Text 22 Jul 53,150 notes

fartgallery:

fartgallery:

what are bananas doing inside their peels. what are they hiding from us

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what are you hiding from us

Photo 22 Jul 141,640 notes katiegeewhiz:

I REALLY LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS

katiegeewhiz:

I REALLY LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS

(Source: neilaglet)

Text 22 Jul 194,156 notes

rexuality:

I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great

Text 22 Jul 262,233 notes

sassykardashian:

my heart says yes but my bank balance says no

(Source: sassykardashian)

via pizza ✌.
Text 22 Jul 495,310 notes

tomlintum:

whenever my mom criticizes me i yell “it’s probably genetic” and run out of the room as fast as i can

(Source: tomlintum)

Text 22 Jul 3,983 notes

naazaneen:

railroadsoftware:

whats that feel when no bf

Relief and freedom


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