swaggity psy do not cry
oppa gangnam smile
im 100% sure i was fucking high when i wrote this
when i was 14, i proposed to this girl in my class and she said yes but our parents said we were too young to get married so we tried to do it in secret and one of my friends found this shady guy to marry us but then the girl broke up with me when she transferred schools and we never got the marriage annulled but i don’t even know if it was official in the first place so long story short, i think i might be married.
today’s date is 11/12/13 and that is very satisfying to me
you mean 12/11/13
this made me laugh for a solid 10 minutes.
somebody in my school literally asked someone to prom by shaving it into his horse with the harry potter font
In my second grade class this kid tried to forge his mom’s signature but he got caught because he just wrote ‘mom’ in fancy letters
the worst part about this website is getting tired of things 2 weeks before people at school discover them
someone put it into words
I forgot the word “reindeer” today so I described them as “Christmas llamas” why
Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
im so fucking angry
i knew that the media was unreliable but i never imagined it would be this bad
I really wasn’t feeling down to study today so I made me these to use as my desktop background
instead of studying
FOR EVERYONE WHO HAS FINALS THIS WEEK AND IS STILL ON TUMBLR
"bear with me" you say. we both turn into bears and escape into the woods
what if you were holding a puppy and being like “aw whos the cutest wittle puppy in the whole wide world?” it responded in a grown mans voice just like “i am the cutest puppy in the whole wide world”
remember last summer when american eagle had that modelling contest where you submit your picture to get votes and if you get into the top 20 votes your picture is displayed at times square in new york
i submitted this photo of me about to sneeze
i placed 12th and i was on the times square billboard for two weeks
i hate each and every single one of you all