remember when people said smexy instead of sexy i literally cannot think of anything less sexy than the word smexy
me watching someone not drinking their drink when i’m really thirsty
romeo thought juliet deleted her blog so he deleted his and she was so sad she deleted for real
this girl in my class today was writing a ton of stuff on her paper while we were taking notes and i was like “woah what are you writing did i miss something she said” and the girl laughed and was like “oh i’m not taking notes this is a list of things that annoy me”
So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.
I was like “Aye yo, ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.
Then I was like “No.”
well no wonder why it was in the thrift store
but shit it was 99 cents
im like 25% funny and 85% bad at math
When you go to someones house for the first time and you sit there like
Two students, James and John were given a grammar test by their teacher. The question was, “is it better to use “had” or “had had” in this example sentence?”
The teacher collected the tests, and looked over their answers.
James, while John had had “had”, had had “had had.” “Had had” had had a better effect on the teacher.
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