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  • boy: what that mouth do
  • me: talk shit

helpfvl:

when u hear someone talking shit about someone u hate

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orbsteeb:

lemme just change into my pajamas. the ol PJs. jammies. lil jammy jammers. jam jams. my sleeper slippers + hush bonnet. dream garb. slumber pumps. nightmare raiment. hypnic haltertop. gotta go for a snooze cruise w/ my sleep peeps  

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revedas:

THIS WAS SUCH A GREAT JOKE

(Source: vampire-groupie, via skeletonjuliuscaesar)

naotakunn:

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

naotakunn:

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

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apiologies:

me like ‘haha yeah i can DEFINITELY write a five page paper in two hours!! time is a construct, deadlines have no meaning and also i’m dead inside’

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hotelmario:

I’m just a feel. Yes I’m only a feel. And I’m sitting here on No GF Hill 

hotelmario:

I’m just a feel. Yes I’m only a feel. And I’m sitting here on No GF Hill 

(via skeletonjuliuscaesar)

derpycats:

Chillin

derpycats:

Chillin

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(Source: beysoldweave, via petcanadian)

  • teacher: describe yourself in one word
  • me: done

(Source: skaal, via doggyluke)

religiousmom:

for my final trick, i shall turn into a disappointment

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soclair:

im just so glad the word “ugh” was invented

(Source: vvant, via d0nn0)

kodmaeda:

rainy weather and thunder doesn’t make me gloomy at all it’s more like, fuck yeah this is my kingdom of darkness and i’m the queen

(Source: orcwarlord, via 2srooky)

weaselmittens:

Blood type: $$$

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